tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post8153216821915446215..comments2023-03-23T22:08:11.511-07:00Comments on Mount Vernon Statement of Statesmanship: Wonkette of DC photographer took shot set up by "GW" with Lew Uhler - Officially FREAKED OUT a Lib!J R "States" Manshiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-26017820518544872402010-03-11T05:38:56.642-08:002010-03-11T05:38:56.642-08:00Second, why do you fail to address the points brou...Second, why do you fail to address the points brought up by others? I've seen numerous questions that you've simply answered with just the word "Wrong". <br /><br />GW> Many points brought up by looney Libs are not worthy of the time taken to reply. Others I may have missed. As far as I am aware, the comment feature on this blog does not direct reply to the erroneous poster, so I have to cut and paste their comment to provide context for other readers. Takes time and space...<br /><br />Do you not understand the questions? We can take them down a notch, if it will help you to comprehend: GW = Pro-Tax. <br />GW> General Washington led a Revolution against high taxes. On the other hand, when the people's elected servants (representatives in Congress) voted a Whiskey Tax, and some in the western regions of PA refused to pay, Washington went on his war horse to display that refusal to pay a just tax was not an option. Big difference between the two situations. Think on these two events to better understand.<br /><br />GW = Pro-Slave. <br />GW> Go find the quote of George Washington in August 1799 while living (he died in December 1799) to his nephew and personal secretary Robert Lewis about slavery.<br /><br />Also know that GW had a "Pioneering for Freedom" program for the "slaves" at Mount Vernon. The deal: Work lands in Ohio for 5 years, get your "Freedom Papers" AND a plot of land at the end. NO TAKERS, believe it or not, life was far more easy for the slaves than for Pioneers, white or black. <br /><br />And remember, GW freed his slaves in his will. If every other American slave holder had followed his example, then by 1840 or maybe 1850, all the slaves would have been free so America would not have suffered and been bled by Mr. Lincoln's War best described by the New York born professor at San Francisco State, Jeffrey Hummel - "Emancipating Slaves, Enslaving Free Men".<br /><br />GW = Anti-Party. Discuss.<br />GW> Agreed, GW spoke of the divisive practices of Party. That is why I show the Minuteman grabbing by the scruff of the neck BOTH Demon-Crats and RINO-Republicans to toss them out of government.<br />GW did and would today support the Conservative philosophy of CONSERVING this Constituion FOR the United States of America.<br /><br /> Third, how much did you make on that Mt. Veron-esque Public Library gig anyway?<br /><br />GW> My appearance COST ME in time and fuel to get there, though I live very near, still a bit. I received not one George Washington Dollar, nor one George Washington Quarter for my appearance. I was there because I work to CONSERVE this Constitution wherever and whenever I learn of a good opportunity to do so.<br /><br /> Sincerely,<br /><br /> Gilbert Stuart.<br /><br />Mr. Stuart, while your portrait is my least favorite of all the many done, I must commend you on your excellent promotion of your work for it has become the dominant image of me.<br /><br />I prefer the very fine painting of your daughter that graces the Senate Chamber in Sacramento, California, where the state tree, the California Palm, has the scientific name of "Washingtonia"...J R "States" Manshiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-44451992583168464702010-03-11T05:38:45.155-08:002010-03-11T05:38:45.155-08:00Greetings...
'Tis been over a week, yet I rec...Greetings...<br /><br />'Tis been over a week, yet I received a dispatch from my intelligence officer, Major Barney Google, to say this site had been posted for citizens to read in New York...<br /><br />A quick read through the posts suggests I left a substantive comment without reply. Others who use profanity or utter insanity do not rate a reply...<br /><br />Geoff said...<br /><br /> J R "States" Manship said...<br /><br /> "How about the part of Rule of Law vs. Rules of Law, (Who hath the gold makes the rules) and the injustice for poor black Americans ...Conservative" to care enough to DO something..."<br /><br /> First, ol' GW sure WAS big on injustice to the black Americans,no?<br /><br />GW> Yes Geoff, or "Gilbert Stuart", the portrait of GW you "paint" with your words, like Gilbert Stuart's painting with the exaggerated "pucker" about the lips of GW, includes distortions due to your biases. Why? Because Gilbert Stuart assumed a familiarity with GW, that GW corrected, much in the same way as GW did in the more famous incident of the wager between Alexander Hamilton and Governour Morris, where Morris assumed to do a "Hail fellow well met" slap on the back of GW.J R "States" Manshiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-5998941907262317712010-03-02T15:52:16.676-08:002010-03-02T15:52:16.676-08:00Why are you abridging our freedom to comment?Why are you abridging our freedom to comment?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-12191961560467147532010-03-02T15:16:43.088-08:002010-03-02T15:16:43.088-08:00The real George Washington wouldn't be afraid ...The real George Washington wouldn't be afraid to approve the comments.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-88716832465912271262010-03-02T13:38:31.218-08:002010-03-02T13:38:31.218-08:00I AM GEORGE WASHINGTONI AM GEORGE WASHINGTONAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-37134281933824637842010-03-02T12:47:09.244-08:002010-03-02T12:47:09.244-08:00Aww comeon GW...why didn't you respond the pos...Aww comeon GW...why didn't you respond the post from Lee last night? That was me by the way. Is it because I said "Good Day Sir?"<br /><br />LeeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-42197596780030485272010-03-02T12:26:50.047-08:002010-03-02T12:26:50.047-08:00You said: "Rule of Law is the "Res"...You said: "Rule of Law is the "Res" in Res Publica, the latin words that compose Republic.<br /><br />Res is the "object" of the king, or Rex. Res is the authority of the king, or the Rule of Law."<br /><br />Sorry, man, gotta call you out on your crappy Latin. "Res" is an indefinite word, loosely translated as "thing." "Res Publica" would be "a thing of the people" or, more colloquially, a public matter. Not a single thing kingly about it at all...<br /><br />Sigh. You make the nun who taught me Latin cry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-49057989395082439282010-03-02T09:35:09.122-08:002010-03-02T09:35:09.122-08:00Why would anybody read a book you wrote about Geor...Why would anybody read a book you wrote about George Washington? The Washington you imagine ("would approve of our tax parties") bears no resemblence philisophically to the actual man.Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07505590451953970045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-55532957227621206412010-03-02T08:21:57.469-08:002010-03-02T08:21:57.469-08:00isn't Washington responsible for the greatest ...isn't Washington responsible for the greatest expansion of federal power ever by virtue of presiding over its original implementation? Did not Washington support Hamilton's concept of establishing a national or federal credit system? Didn't Washington use the federal government to squash the anti-tax Whiskey rebellion? Isn't the Tea Bag just a Republican group astro-turfed through Dick Armey's FreedomWorks (google it)?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-79488087662285346182010-03-02T07:27:34.015-08:002010-03-02T07:27:34.015-08:00From a reply to a question:Does the Constitution p...From a reply to a question:Does the Constitution provide this country with its basic foundation for rule of law? <br /><br />"Rule of Law" derives in the minds of the Founding Fathers from the Laws of Nature and Nature's God.<br /><br />Rule of Law is the "Res" in Res Publica, the latin words that compose Republic.<br /><br />Res is the "object" of the king, or Rex. Res is the authority of the king, or the Rule of Law.<br /><br />The soldiers in the War for Independence had a rallying cry, "No king but King Jesus."<br /><br />God's Law are the foundation of this nation, God's Law is the Rule of Law, in simplest terms.<br /><br />Democracy breaks down into Demos and Cracy, or the Mass of People and Rule, or "Rabble Rule".<br /><br />Think "Democracy" and think "Rabble Rule", NOT "Rule of Law".<br /><br />Not just Citizens with Rights in an Organized Social Structure, or Publica, Public, but anyone and everyone - the Rabble.<br /><br />The above is why I so strongly feel that Republicans especially, but all Americans should remove "Democracy" from the words used to describe our American Constitutional Republic.J R "States" Manshiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-67854808119603082062010-03-01T21:58:04.771-08:002010-03-01T21:58:04.771-08:00OK (Campaign slogan for Martin Van Buren), last re...OK (Campaign slogan for Martin Van Buren), last reply tonight...<br /><br />Susan said...<br /><br /> Actually, you are a pretty sad looking George Washington. You're too short, your teeth are made of wood, and slaves? Where are your slaves? Sorry man, bogus impersonation. C- at best.<br /><br /> Oh, and you got the politics completely wrong.<br /><br />Susan, far more folks than you say I look very much like the real George Washington. Try the side by side photo in the Truman Library...<br /><br />http://statesmanshiprevolutionary.blogspot.com/<br /><br />Most historians are WRONG as to Washington's height, including David McCullough. Most say 6 feet 2 inches or 6 feet 4 inches. First, if either, which is correct?<br /><br />Neither. First GW's doctor measured him to be 6 feet. Martha's grandson, George Washington Parke Custis wrote in his biography of Washington that the great man was "a shade over six feet". Yet most important is a letter from George Washington himself to his tailor in 1763 when he was 31 (before men begin to shrink in height), GW asking for a suit of clothes for a man of my height, to wit, six feet.<br /><br />And slaves? On pages 53 to 61 of my book Second to None, some of Washington's quotes, and actions, against slavery are shared. You should read it, you could learn a lot. Go to SecondToNoneWashington.blogspot.com.<br /><br />On the teeth issue, Google Wooden Teeth Washington and Washington Times, to see where Inside the Beltway printed my explanation that children just love to learn.<br /><br />I know C+ is a programming language, is C- a liberal language for government programs?<br /><br />Liberals, both Demoncrats and RINO Republicans are all about "Politics". Washington and Americans who work to Conserve this Constitution are all about Statesmanship.<br /><br />GWJ R "States" Manshiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-6945357690706975662010-03-01T21:51:22.777-08:002010-03-01T21:51:22.777-08:00J R "States" Manship said...
"...J R "States" Manship said...<br /><br /> "How about the part of Rule of Law vs. Rules of Law, (Who hath the gold makes the rules) and the injustice for poor black Americans that reality causes, that THIS Caped Crusader "George Washington" has worked for years to overcome? It takes a "WingNut Conservative" to care enough to DO something..."<br /><br />First, ol' GW sure WAS big on injustice to the black Americans,no?<br /><br />Second, why do you fail to address the points brought up by others? I've seen numerous questions that you've simply answered with just the word "Wrong". Do you not understand the questions? We can take them down a notch, if it will help you to comprehend: GW = Pro-Tax. GW = Pro-Slave. GW = Anti-Party. Discuss.<br /><br />Third, how much did you make on that Mt. Veron-esque Public Library gig anyway? <br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Gilbert Stuart.<br /><br />ThirdRottenarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09940711534911764069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-67549321250202332022010-03-01T21:32:13.354-08:002010-03-01T21:32:13.354-08:00S.Luggo,
Yes, sometimes an animal will get a thor...S.Luggo,<br /><br />Yes, sometimes an animal will get a thorn in the sole of its paw, which causes a soulful sound to be heard...<br /><br />GW <br /><br />And Anglican... Go to Saint Andrews Anglican Church on Monroe Street in Alexandria and you will see how "Deist" those folks are.<br /><br />Yet far more, read the prayers that Washington penned at age 20 and you will see a man deeply devoted to God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy Spirit. Then further look at the three books on prayer that his father Gus gave to 11 year old George, when Gus died.<br /><br />Your definition of Deist must be all-inclusive...<br /><br />GWJ R "States" Manshiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-15953640228735284662010-03-01T21:00:46.583-08:002010-03-01T21:00:46.583-08:00Greetings from GW...
As Potater or Devolutionist ...Greetings from GW...<br /><br />As Potater or Devolutionist posts above...<br /><br />like George Washington knelt in Prayer, so does JR. Try it, you may find it humbles you and empowers your thinking!<br /><br />Thanks for entertainment, though often insulting. What was the children's line? Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.<br /><br />Thanks for taking time to read, and I pray learn a bit of Positive insight from the blog. <br /><br />Jim Newell, and other fellow, why do you like the "original" Mount Vernon Statement, but not the "revision" Mount Vernon Statement of Statesmanship?<br /><br />How about the part of Rule of Law vs. Rules of Law, (Who hath the gold makes the rules) and the injustice for poor black Americans that reality causes, that THIS Caped Crusader "George Washington" has worked for years to overcome? It takes a "WingNut Conservative" to care enough to DO something...<br /><br />How about the Democrat prosecutor related to a former Democrat U.S. Senator who I have Police notes show was skimming money from drug dealers, and coerced an innocent man (Jeff Washington) into an Alford Plea to preserve his life - 15 years now in jail?<br /><br />How about the judge who compared Washington to Adolf Hitler who I testified against and torpedoed his chances for promotion to the Court of Appeals?<br /><br />How about this wingnut filing charges in federal court that forced four county judges to sign an Order of Disqualification?<br /><br />How about the Demoncrat Arlington judge James Almond who steals a baby to give to a Eco-Green Al Gore Democrat Politically Correct (Corrupt) couple? <br /><br />And how about the Cornell U. website where the "foster mother" brags about doing a witchcraft ritual in the same yard as the stolen child plays?<br /><br />Yeah, Lucy, life is funny in Demoncrat land, isn't it?J R "States" Manshiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-45925554088945997192010-03-01T20:20:16.501-08:002010-03-01T20:20:16.501-08:00By the way, aren't Wingnuts pretty handy, they...By the way, aren't Wingnuts pretty handy, they hold pieces together without the need for a wrench, that some Lib is too likely to not know how to use so toss into the machinery to destroy the gears?<br /><br />- GW<br /><br />P.S. And have to confess, the man who serves as Aide to GW, J.R. "States" Manship has wings to show he is "nuts", Navy Parachute wings for jumping out of "perfectly good" airplanes, and some say that act is "Nuts".J R "States" Manshiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-22536035701904777292010-03-01T19:52:56.622-08:002010-03-01T19:52:56.622-08:00You're wearing your wig as you respond to thes...You're wearing your wig as you respond to these comments into the wee hours of the night, aren't you? Get a job.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-29956307094862313152010-03-01T19:35:34.967-08:002010-03-01T19:35:34.967-08:00I don't appreciate you stealing the same ident...I don't appreciate you stealing the same identity I stole. The Illuminati will be taking a VERY close look at you. You aren't a Mason by any chance, are you?Adam Weishaupthttp://obie.homesite.net/adam.htmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-50744385231211352682010-03-01T19:33:38.152-08:002010-03-01T19:33:38.152-08:00you seriously mischaracterize 'modern Liberals...you seriously mischaracterize 'modern Liberals'<br /><br />if all you can think to say of us is we 'tax and spend' then you aren't being serious<br /><br />what does that even mean? i know what it means but do you?<br /><br />and then try to justify what's wrong with it.<br /><br />at least liberals are smart enough to tax before we spend<br /><br />unlike the right who hate taxes (for rich people) but love spending (on wars and rich people).<br /><br />if you like laws, courts, civil police forces, armies, schools, highways, libraries, functional government. . . thank taxes<br /><br />and why is it so wrong to spend tax money on governance?<br /><br />God help you (yeah that God--I'm a flaming liberal and a raging Christian) if you ever suffer a debilitating injury that prevents you from working. Some filthy Liberal might come along and try to help you with disability benefits and treat you how they themselves want to be treated and do other similar ungodly acts.<br /><br />What would your right-minded friends do? Probably tell you it's God's will that you can't work to feed your family.<br /><br />All the Right has ever done with the Bible is thump it (which most monkeys can do). Try opening it up and deciphering those squiggles on the page.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-77718630205058540792010-03-01T19:30:59.160-08:002010-03-01T19:30:59.160-08:00Dear simple-minded, uneducated, unable-to-follow-a...Dear simple-minded, uneducated, unable-to-follow-a-simple-conversation, missing-the-point George Washington Impostor:<br /><br />On what planet do you spend most of your time? Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table.literate readernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-21204040818908506752010-03-01T19:09:53.827-08:002010-03-01T19:09:53.827-08:00By the way, Lucy, Congressman Charlie Bennett of J...By the way, Lucy, Congressman Charlie Bennett of Jacksonville, FL was a VERY FINE Democrat, who was a friend of mine. His Demon Democrat colleagues HATED him because he introduced and worked to pass the Ethics Committee legislation, and also bills against "Leadership PACs" where the Demoncrat leadership bought votes of other elected servants. I once wrote a "Dear Colleague" letter that ousted Les Aspin for a short time as Chairman of the Armed Services Committee.<br /><br />And Democrat Mayor Joe Riley who was honored at the White House this week 23 years ago recognized the "Sea Scout" Constitution I produced for the Sea Scout Ship at the start of the Constitution Bicentennial Celebration in Charleston.<br /><br />And if you can believe it, Jimmy Carter invited me to both this Governor and President Inaugural Balls because of my help to him. However, Carter employed too many Demon Democrats in his administration so his ship of state was sunk. After winning in 1976, but before being Inaugurated, one of Carter's aides spoke a sad TRUISM, "I will consider our administration a failure if we have the likes of Joe Califano and Cy Vance in the cabinet."<br /><br />'Nuff said?J R "States" Manshiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-67720840060396773032010-03-01T19:09:53.828-08:002010-03-01T19:09:53.828-08:00In all seriousness why do you Tea Party people hav...In all seriousness why do you Tea Party people have to have bizzare nicknames for everyone? Surely you don't actually think HeistHarry is clever right? We all know who Harry Reid is - and that you don't like him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-24076792874071242772010-03-01T19:04:36.301-08:002010-03-01T19:04:36.301-08:00George Washington fought with the Revolutionary ar...George Washington fought with the Revolutionary army, to overthrow the government, right?<br /><br /> George Washington was a liberal!!<br /> March 1, 2010 2:39 PM <br /><br />nice try, but modern Liberals mantra is "Tax and Spend, buy Votes..." Washington led a Revolution against Taxes, imposed by a Government that was NOT listening, much like B. Hussein nObama, NannyStateNancy, and HeistHarry. Time for a New American Revolution, to toss out the bums, BOTH RINO Republicans and DEMON Democrats.J R "States" Manshiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-2940643687695448592010-03-01T18:49:16.089-08:002010-03-01T18:49:16.089-08:00Washington was not a Federalist. He was not a memb...Washington was not a Federalist. He was not a member of any political party. You would think a Mini-George Washington would know that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-49996697120258694302010-03-01T18:48:06.764-08:002010-03-01T18:48:06.764-08:00Anonymous said... March 1, 2010 3:42 PM
P...Anonymous said... March 1, 2010 3:42 PM <br /><br /> Perhaps here would be a good place to point out that the story of George Washington kneeling in prayer at Valley Forge is farcical, created amongst others by Mason "Parson" Weems in his "Life of Washington." Basically, he was out to make a buck by selling stories of the Great Man tailored to pander to the mores of a mass readership right after his death. He claimed to be the He was out to make a profit, and his stories were only loosely tied to the real George Washington. <br />>Anon, your comments above are standard "talking points" but are deceptive. Today, looney lib Al Franken panders to "mass market", admittedly very successfully. Weems book was next to the Bible one of the best selling book for much of the first two decades of the 1800s.<br /><br />Ditto for stories like the apple tree <br />> You mean the cherry tree? Actually read the appendix to All Cloudless Glory about that story likely being true. Its first appearance was NOT in Weems but in a eulogy by a relative of George Washington in February 1800.<br /><br />and even his account of Washington's death.<br />>Lincoln's nephew, Tobias Lear, is the man most responsible for the record of the death of Washington. By the way, the Collingwood Library where the Mount Vernon Statement was signed by modern day Patriots, was where Lear lived when he served Washington.<br /><br /> Weems claimed to have been the one time "Rector of Mount-Vernon Parish" because only locals realized that such a Parish did not exist in the Diocese of Virginia.<br />> This is too funny. Mount Vernon is one district in Fairfax County. The Episcopal Parish in the Mount Vernon District is called Pohick Church. "Parson" Weems WAS the Rector at Pohick, though an "Interim Rector", who served longer as Interim than some "Regular" Rectors (Pastors) serve. Also, if you check Washington's journals, you will see Weems was mentioned three times, invited after church on one occasion.<br /><br /><br /> I point this out because the picture on the right hand of the title bar is based on this farcical story. <br /><br />>Here is where you are showing your anti-Christian bias, because the record of Washington kneeling in prayer is far more than one time.<br /><br />In a letter to John Adams, Benjamin Rush voiced his disgust "the impious application of names and epithets to him [Washington] that are ascribed to Scripture only to God and to Jesus Christ."<br /><br />>Rush was one founder of the American Bible Society, and he did not want people to think Washington was the Savior Arisen. Then again, did you see the British News item about Obama the Messiah? Too creepy to be funny.<br /><br /> George Washington was likely a Deist,<br />>You are showing your lack of honest education with that statement.<br /><br /> who based his personal code far more on classical ideals of Stoicism than on any particular sect of Christianity.<br />>Wrong again.<br /><br /> He was very reticent in discussing religious matters, <br />>Read Washington's letters during the war, such as to his cousin Thomas Nelson, where he writes "The hand of Providence... it will be time enough for me to turn preacher after my present appointment ceases."<br /><br />and only engaged in the Episcopal vestry in a pro-forma way as was expected of a Virginia gentleman.<br />>Talking points... wrong again.<br /><br /> He abruptly quit the vestry in when it became inconvenient to him to fulfill the role.<br />>What is your source? When did this supposedly occur? Not so...<br /><br /> It dishonors the man to publicize these known falsehoods.<br /><br />>You have dishonored both Washington and yourself with your spouting so many untruths.<br />Shame on you.<br /><br />I suggest you read a little book you can download from Google Books by William J. Johnson, titled "George Washington The Christian". The Library of Congress for years had "lost it", I found it in 1998, and so it is now available there.J R "States" Manshiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02746202605903541439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2107802702878391662.post-35163283640105056572010-03-01T18:46:07.905-08:002010-03-01T18:46:07.905-08:00Dear Mr. Washington,
My name is Kevin Rosenberg, ...Dear Mr. Washington,<br /><br />My name is Kevin Rosenberg, I'm 9 and I am doing a report on you for my social studies class. I looked up your name on line and this is the website that I saw so I think that I can ask you questions here?<br /><br />If you have time would you mind could you answer a couple questions for my paper?<br /><br />Number 1<br /><br />1) Is it true that you have wooden teeth? If you do, how did you make them? Are they made out of regular wood or what kind of wood?<br /><br />2) Did you chop down a cherry tree? Mrs. Jenkins told us the story that you did but she said it is a tall tale and that it is just a tall tale that isn't true.<br /><br />3) Is it true that you are so incredibly short that to this day you remain a virgin?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com